"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal."

"For I dipt into the future, as far as human eye can see, saw the vision of the world, and the wonder that would be."

"Life's too short for chess."

"You, too, can determine what you want. You can decide on your major objectives, targets, aims and destination."

"It is a sadness of growing older that we lose our ardent appreciation of what is new and different and difficult."

"Don't reinvent the wheel, just realign it."

"When kids hit the age of one, they're like miniature drunks. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh, then two minutes later they're crying. They drool."

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he doesn't exist."

"Do what nobody else can do for you. Omit to do anything else."

"The two powers which in my opinion constitute a wise man are those of bearing and forebearing."

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

"Marriage is part of a sort of 50's revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition."