"The falling drops at last will wear the stone."

"Such evil deeds could religion prompt."

"What is food to one, is to others bitter poison."

"If men saw that a term was set to their troubles, they would find strength in some way to withstand the hocus-pocus and intimidations of the prophets."

"Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice."

"The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman."

"But I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves."

"Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand."

"Neither seek nor avoid; take what comes. It is liberty to be affected by nothing. Do not merely endure; be unattached."

"What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question."