"The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your emotional attachment to that opinion."

"It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious."

"Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put them in hot water."

"There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that dwells in the heart of every man."

"Man is a wonderful creature; he sees through the layers of fat (eyes), hears through a bone (ears) and speaks through a lump of flesh (tongue)."

"Man: the glory, jest, and riddle of the world."

"When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic."

"Communism is like one big phone company."

"Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office."

"If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job."