"We are advertis'd by our loving friends."

"Oft expectation fails, and most oft where most it promises; and oft it hits where hope is coldest; and despair most sits."

"O, what may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!"

"I understand a fury in your words,But not the words."

"There is a tide in the affairs of men which taken at the flood leads on to fortune; omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries."

"Full fathom five thy father lies; Of his bones are coral made; Those are pearls that were his eyes: Nothing of him that doth fade, But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange."

"A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell."

"Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ."

"The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough."

"More often than not, a hero鈥檚 most epic battle is the one you never see; it鈥檚 the battle that goes on within him or herself."

"Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'"

"A man who is 'of sound mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key."