"You can't fight in here....this is the War Room!!"

"If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian."

"We was robbed!"

"Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life."

"Curiosity was a form of lust, a wandering cupidity of the eye and the mind."

"It is better to be a beggar than ignorant; for a beggar only wants money, but an ignorant person wants humanity."

"Courage is fear that has said its prayers."

"I do begin to have bloody thoughts."

"You can call it the 'Perfect Moment' when the universe aligns and the music in your head actually matches the music outside and all is well."

"I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages."

"The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass."

"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known."