"'9W'Answer to the question: Do you spell your name with a V, Mr. Vagner?"

"Effort is not effort until it begins to hurt."

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

"Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves."

"I don't hire anybody who's not brighter than I am. If they're not brighter than I am, I don't need them."

"The perfect host requires the perfect parasite."

"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits them all."

"Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things."

"Knowledge can be communicated, but wisdom cannot. A man can find it, he can live it, he can be filled and sustained by it, but he cannot utter or teach it."

"NIRVANA, n. In the Buddhist religion, a state of pleasurable annihilation awarded to the wise, particularly to those wise enough to understand it."

"There are no shortcuts to any place worth going."

"When our eyes see our hands doing the work of our hearts, the circle of Creation is completed inside us, the doors of our souls fly open, and love steps forth to heal everything in sight."