"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

"When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one."

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."

"I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain."

"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."

"No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up."

"The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law."

"A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner."

"It is most unwise for people in love to marry"

"Upon those who step into the same rivers different and ever different waters flow down."

"A man does not sin by commission only, but often by ommission."

"All a man can betray is his conscience."