"Rare is the person who can weigh the faults of others without putting his thumb on the scales."

"I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today."

"Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once."

"Dictatorship is without a doubt the most satisfying form of government...as long as I'm the dictator."

"This dependence on the visual connection with objects is a common trait among hoarders."

"Education is for improving the lives of others and for leaving your community and world better than you found it."

"Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins."

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

"Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall."

"Just because something is tradition doesn't make it right."

"What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?"

"It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation."