"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"The devil made me do it."

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."

"The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy of the name of wife."

"Don't buy problems, they're giving them away for free."

"Music is well said to be the speech of angels."

"Circumstances rule men and not men rule circumstances."

"The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots."