"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

"He who is dying of hunger must be fed rather than taught."

"Neurotics chase after people and jobs they don't really want, just to prove that they are like everybody else - which is the last thing they really want."

"There are only two kinds of freedom in the world; the freedom of the rich and powerful, and the freedom of the artist and the monk who renounces possessions."

"MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees."

"The greatest achievement of the human spirit is to live up to one's opportunities and make the most of one's resources."