"Hatred of enemies is easier and more intense than love of friends. But from men who are more anxious to injure opponents than to benefit the world at large no great good is to be expected."

"The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability."

"Change does not change tradition. It strengthens it. Change is a challenge and an opportunity, not a threat."

"If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate."

"This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank."

"Continual improvement is an unending journey."

"The human brain is unique in that it is the only container of which it can be said that the more you put into it, the more it will hold."

"Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river."

"I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another."

"I call that a scumhead."

"Vitaque mancipio nulli datur, omnibus usu. ( Life isn't given to anyone, but just given on loan to everyone"

"Close scrutiny will show that most 'crisis situations' are opportunities to either advance, or stay where you are."