"Life? Don't talk to me about life!"

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."

"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

"The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to other women's."

"That's part of American greatness, is discrimination. Yes, sir. Inequality, I think, breeds freedom and gives a man opportunity."

"Music is the refuge of souls ulcerated by happiness."

"God gave us memories that we might have roses in December."

"One's destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things."

"Traveling is the ruin of all happiness! There's no looking at a building after seeing Italy."