"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"Our repentance is not so much regret for the ill we have done as fear of the ill that may happen to us in consequence."

"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."

"Mere sorrow, which weeps and sits still, is not repentance. Repentance is sorrow converted into action; into a movement toward a new and better life."

"The Hollywood tradition I like best is called 'sucking up to the stars.'"

"Mine honour is my life; both grow in one; take honour from me and my life is done."

"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"