"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals. Except the weasels."

"Puritanism...helps us enjoy our misery while we are inflicting it on others."

"Farmers are the only indispensable people on the face of the earth."

"As if you could TELL time without injuring eternity."

"The best rules to form a young man, are, to talk little, to hear much, to reflect alone upon what has passed in company, to distrust one's own opinions, and value others that deserve it."

"That's why Knowledge of Self is like life after death, Apply it to your life, and let destiny manifest."

"The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have."

"Everyone who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching."

"I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken."

"Don't get yourself arrested and make your day worse! If you need to vent, just smash something that's already broken! You can't get in trouble for wrecking the unsalvageable!"

"One can always point to a time, a choice, an act that set the tone for a life and changed a personal destiny."

"Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have."