"When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all."

"Put out the light."

"The great virtue of my radicalism lies in the fact that I am perfectly ready, if necessary, to be radical on the conservative side."

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."

"No man is justified in doing evil on the ground of expediency."

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad."

"It is not the greatness of a man's means that makes him independent, so much as the smallness of his wants."

"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time."

"I know in my heart that man is good. That what is right will always eventually triumph. And therea€?s purpose and worth to each and every life."

"HEARSE, n. Death's baby-carriage."

"What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more."

"Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good."